The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered
- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,
- a distinctive refusal to bottom,
- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,
- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
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Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male
However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"
A Real Man
Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.
responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive
a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous
protecting
not male chauvinist
I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.
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ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person
βare u a npc or realβ
βlook at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass heβs definitely a npcβ
βaggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023β
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Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!
Friend: No I do-
Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER
The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
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real mofo's dont be frontin' and with holding informaion vital to your life
real mofo's are the people you are going to be with for a very long time in your life
real mofo's are people who aint afraid to speak their mindddd ... =
here are some prime examples of real mofo'z
Danielle Patterson
Kia Patterson
Jeri Alcantara
Monai Hicks
Joseph Brown
Ronie WhiteMclily
Brianna Smith
Pharrah Patterson
Sarah Singer ...
and so on
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A real stepper is somebody who can dress well when they want to.
You see what he have on? Thatβs fye! He a real stepper.
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The act of living in the real world. This consists of avoiding prolonged television and computer use. Usually one who keeps it real spends alot of time outside or under the influence of mind expanding drugs.
I decided to start keeping it real by deleting my MySpace.
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