Brown Metal

Just like Black Metal songs which contain lyrical references to satanist views, armageddon and darkness, Brown Metal focuses primarily on that of fecal matter. Artists of Brown Metal encourage their fans to defecate in the mosh pit at their live shows.

Brown Metal is also known as Fecal Rock to those who are apposed to the genre.

Jonny - "Wow Shaggy-two-dope, after listening to that Brown Metal I really want to lay a mad brick in my pants."

Shaggy-two-dope - "Do it man, it's encouraged. At a show I was at - There was shit EVERYWHERE."

Jonny - "Dude, awesome. My mom says I shouldn't listen to Brown Metal, but I love me some poop."

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derren brown

A charismatic, charming and attractive man who can influence women with mind control.

Derren Brown: "look into my eyes"
Woman starts to swoon and is willing to do anything for him

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sylvia browne

Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.

sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know, dont I sound Great?????????????????????????????

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Brown Turtle

When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.

Man that girls breath was wack. Yo, i just gave her the brown turtle.

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Charlie Brown

1. One of the most iconic comic book characters of all time; the main character in Charles M. Schulz's Peanuts, which has been adapted into numerous TV shows and movies.
2. A song by Coldplay from their 2011 album Mylo Xyloto. Some absolutely love it, and some absolutely hate it. Despite the title, it has no reference to the above definition; the only reference to the comic was cut out during production.

1. Charlie Brown is my favorite comic book character after Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.
2. Why does everyone hate "Charlie Brown" so much? I thought it was one of Coldplay's best songs.

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turd brown

Ugly shade of brown coloring.

My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.

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Brown Dragon

A 1993 Chrysler Voyager minivan that is owned by the Chef. Not only is it used for transporting Chef from place to place, but it also is his preferred location for sexual activity.

Chef and the Stripper did it in the Brown Dragon.

Chef gave her the Tornado in the Brown Dragon.

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