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The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. Every person is susceptible to the virus since the entire population experiences varying levels of exposure to this ideology due to the distribution of these pathogens by the mainstream media; however infection spreads rapidly through liberal breeding grounds such as college campuses and Northeastern cities. Direct contact does not necessarily cause infections, individuals that are well educated on the founding principles of America, fundamentals of the free market, and fiscal/behavioral responsibilities are easily able to fight off infection. Due to similar symptoms, the OZ-1 virus is often misdiagnosed as dementia or mental retardation during the early stages of an infection. Containment and treatment of this virus has become tricky since rapid culling of all infected or exposed individuals has been deemed to be an "unethical" first line of defense. see http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html
You may have the Obama Zombie Virus if you
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires
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A rhyming, attempting-to relate-to-alleged-cool-people, reference to Senator Barack Obama's campaign for the U.S. presidency, in response to campaign slogan about getting "Fired Up." Decidely lame, but effective in rhyme and reason. You go, "couzin"!
Heard Obama speak last night.
At what?
Just another Obama-o-rama.
Wtf? Lame, MF.
W/e; still voting for him.
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The aroma that comes from a situation where a particularly large, noticable or famous person goes a bit gay.
Non Stinker: Man, we are about to win this game of chess, lets finish them off.
Stinker (Obama): No. Lets engage with a view to a hug and if that doesn't work, we'll let them win to make them happy.
Non Stinker: Oh man, you stink of Obama.
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A word user by melondoggo when he’s very angry
melondoggo OBAMA GORILLA SEX
potatopoii stfu
allah cat *starts spamming stfu*
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The act of taking a huge shit!
I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Obama.
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Guy 1: yo man u gunna pay taxes homie? Guy 2: na homie g, I don't wanna be sucking obama's dick
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The black hangout. Typical to see a poor person there because the foods only 5 cents (because that's all that black people can afford).
This nigger went to Obama fried chicken. What a prude.
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