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kill it with flaming prejudice
soldier: enemies are hiding in these woods. What should we do sir?
commander: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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When having to pee in a blacked out bathroom when the electricity is cut at the middle of the night or simply the light bulb in the room has burst.
When i didn't pay my electric bill, the power in the house was cut at 10:00 pm where I has to blind fire in the bathroom but I was no where near the toilet and urinated on my Nike sneakers.
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Dude, I fell into her ring of fire last night. It was awesome.
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A describing word used primarily by American armed forces during Operation Enduring Freedom.
This term was largely taken to mean that a friendly target (usually British) was engaged accidentally. However it has recently come to light that the Americans are so angry at Britain for unleashing Leona Lewis on them that they randomly fire on British units whenever 'Bleeding Love' comes on Iraqi Radio.
RADIO: "I keeeeeeeeeeeeeep bleedddddddin.."
HELICOPTER PILOT: "I'm going give those Brits some friendly fire."
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The fetish of using a tweezer to stick red pepper flakes into your pee-hole. The man then screams out "FIRE IN THE POLE!" at the top of his lungs, usually in extreme extasy/pain.
It was only a matter of time before Andre's job at the Pepper and Tweezer Emporium led to his uncurable "fire in the pole" fetish.
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A practical joke disguised as a card game (Similar to 52-Pickup).
How to play:
First shuffle the deck to where a red card is on the bottom of the deck, but don't let your opponent see that you are looking at the bottom card. Then, tell your opponent that a black card means smoke and a red card means fire. Now, show them the bottom card of the deck and ask them "Smoke or Fire?" They should now say "Fire". You will then throw ("Fire") the deck of cards at your opponent, who then has to throw the cards back at you.
Matt: Hey Carina, wanna play Smoke and Fire?
Carina: Yeah, sure, how do you play?
Matt: I'll show you a card. Red is fire. Black is smoke. *Shows her a 5 of diamonds*
Carina: Fire
Matt: *Chucks the deck at Carina* Haha, bitch.
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circumsised penis with the shape of a fire hydrant. it may possibly have freckles but those are rare to find. jews, muslims, gingers, and fire croches as well as thje whole ginger family tree. firehydrants have many nicknames such as helmet head, xuavi, and wavi xavi. make sure to rag on your local firehydrants within your community. you do not want to engage in friendly relationships with this species of penisis (xavi)
arroyo- "look, you best hand over the call of duty remote!"
xavi"im a fire hydrant, have some respect"
arroy-"next time i hear respect an fire hydrant in same sentance, i smack you with wide,hungry, and ready to come out of burrow anteater"
adubi-"hop off xuavi,your not part of the eater society."
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