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Once Again, Mushroom Empire's OC, FICTONAL NOT REAL.
''Germano The Bat Isnt A Vampire''
A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.
I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.
1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.
Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
To take base hits galore against the Pitching team destroying them.
Wow the Arizona Diamondbacks sure Batting Ass against the Colorado Rockies.
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"
Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.