GHB-beer

Beer which is brewed in Amsterdam. The official name is IJ-beer, named after the river IJ which splits the city into 2 parts. The south, which is cool and the North which has a strong resemblance with 'Middle Earth' (Lord of the Rings). This beer is so strong that it may cause serious drowsiness; hence the name GHB-beer. GHB (gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid) is nowadays a populair (date-rape) drug in Amsterdam, which has the same effect when used correctly.

friend #1
"Hey dude, lets get seriously fucked up and drink some IJ-beer"

friend #2
"Hell yeah old-man, then maybe you can rape me at the end of the night! Excellent stuff that GHB-beer!"

friend #1
"Goddammit dude, this is gonna be fun"

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beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

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Beer Girl

A girl who likes beer; all kinds of beer. She knows what she wants, like an amber ale or stout, not just crappy lite beer. This is a girl who will order herself a beer in a bar, she doesn't want a pussy Cosmo or screwdriver.

"Did you see that girl go right for the keg? It's nice to see a Beer Girl here."

"Look at that chick drinking Irish Red! She must be a Beer Girl."

B- "Ok, we've got vodka and mixers, and a fridge full of beer, what can I get you?"

Girl- "Beer me."

"I love meeting girls in a pub. Guaranteed Beer Girl."

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butt beer

Beer filtered through the ass crack. (Hairier the better of course.)

The frat always chose to filter butt beer for the pledges through Pat's unusually hairy ass crack.

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beer wars

A game played at a pub between a group of people where each person in the group has to run to a another pub, drink a pint of beer, take a photo of the full and empty glass, and come back. The person with the quickest time is the winner.

Man 1: Let's play beer wars
Man 2: Good idea - ok, I'll go first
Man 3: I'll get the stopwatch ready
Man 3 to Man 2: Ready, Set, Go!!
Man 2 does as defined. When he gets back, he decides the next person to go.

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beer boner

getting overly excited and slightly aroused when thinking, talking about, or drinking beer.

Jarrod was describing the newest Blue Moon and got a massive beer boner that just wouldn't go away

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e-beer

An electronic beer, something to give web friends.
A web form of giving stars, 'brownie points' or praise.

Hey! That was a great joke! Have an e-beer on me.

That post was very helpful. It's worth at least 10 e-beers

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