bro day

The day after Valentines Day, where you don't spend it with any women and just your bros.

You: Hey you wanna go up town today?
Bro: Fudge yeah, it's bro day!

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Bro Talk

A talk amongst one fellow male where you talk about all the things that you are going through and dealing with. Once discussed in the talk it shall remain among the two unless told otherwise. The Bro Talk tends to last at least an hour and increases the bond of the friends. A sign that you have had the talk is a feeling of restfulness and a weight lifted off your shoulders the following morning.

You don't need an example of a Bro Talk since you would know if you had one.

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Swim Bro

Chill dudes who partake in the grueling sport of competitive swimming (mostly collegiate though some are chill enough in high school to be considered a Swim Bro.) The aquatic equivalent of a Lax Bro so to speak.

see: Lax Bro

dude 1: "Those Swim Bros stack like 6000 yards a day. Holy shit their ripped."

dude 2: "Yeah man those guys are hardcore."
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Mike: "Whad up fellow swim bro, you ready to hit the poolski and get that 200x30 IM set"

Brendan: "Chyeaa bro lets do it"

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basic bro

1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant

2) just a top bro

3) someone who dresses like everyone else, with some edge

4) someone who thinks they are flawless

Ralph Lauren, J Crew, Urban Outfitters, Abercombie & Fitch, BASIC BROS wear that shit so I don't even bother

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BRO TISSERIE

a devils threesome in which the girl covers herself with barbeque sauce and one guy hits the girl from behind and the other does her in the mouth as they suspend her, slowly turning her in the fashion a pig does on a rotisserie.

Connor, you missed it man. Me and Takeo totally gave that chick a horrible Bro tisserie! We slow roasted her all night long

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Bro Douche

(Noun) One who wears Affliction and or Tap out clothing.
Usually thinks very highly of themselves.

Criss Angel is the ultimate Bro Douche

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Sick Bro

Sickest kid ever..not a bromosexual..a guy like Brodo Baggins just a kid who pounds natties and fist bumps with his other bros

Harry Brones and Bromeo are examples of a sick bro

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