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A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica
Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom
shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.
nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara
guy one: honk
guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt
the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada
Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.
While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.
a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf
1.some one that loves railing moms
2.dads
Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey
The best insult/response to anything.
Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!