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A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.
Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!
When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother
"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"
When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.
That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
permanently erect long nipples
Kurt: Man look at those!!!
Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....
Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel