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An "angry one" is a an aggressive wank where one thinks very bad thoughts about a person of the opposite sex in a bid to ejeculate in record time.
Care must be taken not to inflict injury on one's own member.
Often the mental scenario will include a female participant whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.
A: Hey, look at that girl over there, her tits are awesome
B: Indeed they are
A: Well, I hear she's so rude she lets you fuck her up the trumper on the first date
B: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned cock/ass situation}
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A British "Pop" Band composed of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. The only reason I actually know this is because I literally can't go through one week without hearing how "hot" Harry is, or how Niall will always be better that Zayn, from a fangirl that irritates the shit out of me. I'll admit, they actually have decent voices, which is more than I can say for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, remember them? Anyway, they don't remotely deserve the success they have achieved. They get people with real talent, like Tom Fletcher, to write their songs. And those are the ones that are more original than, ooh, I Love you baby, you're so beautiful, i see it, even if you don't. I think Skrillex's lyrics have more diversity than "What Makes You Beautiful."OK, so moving on to their fans. "Directioners." Yep, We give nicknames to fans now. (I wonder what we would have called fans of Led Zeppelin back in the day, Hindenburgers?) Anyway, One Direction fans stick to their band like a cult. They can be the most vicious people I know. I would say about 95% of One Direction Fans like them for their looks. I'll admit, they are pretty good looking. But if you are making money for your looks, then stick to modeling, and let 13 year-old girls drool over you then. You'd actually have some credibility for your work. So, you might be asking me, what about the other 5 percent? If they actually like them for their music, then they just have bad taste.
FanGirl: OMG! Harry is just so hot! He is so mine! I'm going to marry him and he's going to have my kids and we'll live happily ever after! *sigh*
FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.
Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
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When someone is so pissed, fucked off with someone, you will give them the ultimate in destruction
Derek robbed me of my phone, so I'm gonna cash him a black one and rob the car!
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One in the Spirit means to be one as a group worshipping God. A group of people that are worshipping their God as one in unison.
We were One in the Spirit as we sang around the campfire at Bible Camp. We were all One in the Spirit worshipping the Lord also in our church Sunday. Everyone was as One in the Spirit when we all prayed together to help missionaries around the world.
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To drink an alcholic beverage.
"It is normal for an English gentleman, at this hour, to partake in a short one"
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That special porn movie that you are going to masturbate to.
Sometimes countless hours are spent sifting through shitty porn to find "The One" porno.
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A wet one : ( adjective )
When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
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