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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.

For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.

by Rahmich May 25, 2014


Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.

I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.

by xdtr infinityx November 20, 2018


tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013


paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018


Paint the fence

Mud to sky…..asshole to clit.

I’m gonna take her in the room and paint the fence . And hopefully hopefully come up looking like Shipleys

by Holy shipleys April 29, 2024


Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010


Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.

Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah

by Legolark May 4, 2023