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piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.

It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.

by Telephony August 8, 2020


piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015


Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 4, 2022


The Living Piss

The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.

"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"

by ArmchairCriticSF July 30, 2019


Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

by TovarichMoore August 21, 2018


polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 16, 2014


Infused Piss

When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.

Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021