something that only people not named Jake will know about ;)
Me and your mom threw a pit party last night. She really gave me some good ass head.
The littest partys in the area
Yo bro u going to the Burn Pit Boys party tonight
An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.
One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality
a squish pit is another word for a vagina.
aw man! you got sand in your squish pit!
The look and length of a women’s armpit hair that creates the imagery of your favorite peppery seasoned dish.
Me: Hey babe your pits are looking peppery I like it!
My wife: oh you know me…. “Pricilla Pepper Pits!
Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"
Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit