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The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.
Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.
when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.
me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'
"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"
The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."