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(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.
Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."
When one pulls the largest of small smooth brain manoeuvres
"He blueshelled his teammate and bombed himself?"
"Yeah, he's Pulling a smarty"
When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.
You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things
Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?
Leaving the office early when your boss has left early as well.
Pulling a Vinkie is best done between, roughly, lunch and 4pm. After 4 you can't really say it's a Vinkie anymore, that's just leaving early.
If you notice colleagues doing Vinkies regularly, they are probably not happy in their work. If you see them doing it smiling, they probably already have another job elsewhere.
A: Where's the boss?
B: he left already.
A: Vinkie!
B: Dude, it's half past 5, too late for pulling a Vinkie!
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To be the willing recipient of a sex act from a series of people (sometimes anonymously).
Janet pulled a train at the party in the back bedroom when she fucked a dozen guys; or, Henry sucked off everyone at the club in the men's room because he always fantasized about pulling a train.
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To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"
To Pull A John
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