A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.
I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.
My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.
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To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization
Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg
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ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person
βare u a npc or realβ
βlook at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass heβs definitely a npcβ
βaggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023β
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Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!
Friend: No I do-
Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER
The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
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real mofo's dont be frontin' and with holding informaion vital to your life
real mofo's are the people you are going to be with for a very long time in your life
real mofo's are people who aint afraid to speak their mindddd ... =
here are some prime examples of real mofo'z
Danielle Patterson
Kia Patterson
Jeri Alcantara
Monai Hicks
Joseph Brown
Ronie WhiteMclily
Brianna Smith
Pharrah Patterson
Sarah Singer ...
and so on
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A real stepper is somebody who can dress well when they want to.
You see what he have on? Thatβs fye! He a real stepper.
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The act of living in the real world. This consists of avoiding prolonged television and computer use. Usually one who keeps it real spends alot of time outside or under the influence of mind expanding drugs.
I decided to start keeping it real by deleting my MySpace.
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