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Another term for a pair of plyers, called this because it is a multi-purpose tool, including a wrench, for people who are either broke or don't have the right tools handy.
I don't have a real wrench, but you can use my redneck wrench.
This is the guy that always has a beer in is hand. He has no limit to how much he can drink. Odds are he has a car up on blocks and will have it fixed up sooner or later. A good guy to have in your crew because most are loyal to a fault, even though his drunken fun will sometimes get you into trouble.
Well he's a Redneck Rida.
A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.
When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.
Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!
You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!
That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you watch the WWE match between Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins?
Person 2: Nah dude. I don't watch Redneck Anime
a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .