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when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick
that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad
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Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.
"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"
"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."
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A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight
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a person with many ethnicities.
jesus christ, Lola, youre ethnic salad!
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tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.
jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.
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Only one person should bring potato salad to a potluck or gathering.
Man i thought i was the only one bringing the potato salad.
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A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.
Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.
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