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Sausage Sisters

A relationship between two girls who have both had sex with the same guy. The female verison of Eskimo Bros

"I heard Ashley banged Jake, Miley's ex boyfriend"

"HA! that makes them sausage sisters"

by Dr. Lovemedown August 22, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mud Sausage

In continuation of the slang term mud, which means to do something in an uncoordinated matter (usu. in regards to athletics), the 'sausage' addendum designates the utmost degree (i.e. the nth degree) of uncoordination, ineptitude, 'sorriness', and any and all such definitive synonyms.

1) Suppose a group of people were playing basketball. Suppose further that someone went for a lay-up, nobody guarded him, and he completely missed it (no net, backboard, or anything!). Then, someone can say about that person, "Man, he mud sausage."

2)Suppose a gathering of friends are playing Mario Kart. Suppose further that one of them--let's call him Eric--slips on a giant banana laid by Carlos, a skilled player. Then another of the throng--let's say, either Kevin or Matt--can then say, "Man cuh, you mud sausage."

by Hungry Man XXL October 9, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

25๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage-bottom

the backside view of a girl thats too fat for her pants yet still decides to stuff her ass and gut into jeans and shirts that dont fit.

That sausage bottoms jeans show her rolls.

by Marc Micheline May 5, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


non sausage

A female that has no penis. She is usually friends with two boys from class. They are insecure about their penises (being small) so they have to point out that she has no penis.

Buddy Non Sausage! That's what we'll call you from now on!! HAHA

by Buddy non sausage October 21, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Roll

The act of leaving a penis in a girls oven (there pussy) to bake so the cum drys and goes flakey making the pastry for the sausage roll.

i left my dick in that babes pussy last night and got a bit of a sausage roll !

by Andy is cool January 30, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sneaky Sausage

The act of pulling your penis out of a woman's vagina during rough sex and shoving in her ass before she can react.

My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by SneakyMatt July 13, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž