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The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there”
when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle
also known as scshuffle, its that thing that literaly everyone did after a teacher said no running back in school.
after my litte brother came home from school, he was still doing the school shuffle
we better scshuffle out of here before ms fab catches us!
The dancelike movements baseball player Juan Soto makes at bat between pitches, including hip wiggles, junk grabs, and staredowns. Believed by some to be an intimidation tactic, by others to be Soto just being extravagant.
Nationals fans love the Soto Shuffle, they go crazy for it.
To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!
Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!
Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.
Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”