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(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.
Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock
Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.
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When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
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The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing, or out right sleeping.
I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!
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When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.
Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.
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The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.
So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.
Sleep is a whore.
"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"
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1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.
2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.
2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
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Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.
1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"
"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"
2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."
"you were totally having a danger sleep"
3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class
4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"
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