Random
Source Code
Random
When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.
Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!
When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing
"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
3👍 8👎
WHILE ENGAGED IN A THREESOME WITH ONE FEMALE AND 2 MALES THE WOMEN IN QUESTION IS SIMULTANIOUSLY {DONKEY PUNCHED FROM BEHIND AND RABBIT PUNCHED FROM THE FRONT.
WOW I HAD NO IDEA THAT REDHEAD LIKED TO BE SMASH HEADED SO MUCH. WE SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN
2👍 8👎
Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
86👍 13👎
Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.
I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.
Super Smash Brothers Melee;
The reason the Nintendo GameCube exists.
So why didn't they just call it the Smash Bros Cube?
Me: Dude, did you bring your Smash Bros Cube?
You: What?
Me: Your Smash Bros Cube.
You: Oh, you mean my GameCube? Yeah I have it, but I didnt bring smash bros sorry.
Me: You idiot.
When two people spread their legs and scissor together - Smashing Mungbeans
I heard Leah and Fran Smashing Mung beans last night.