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"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.
Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.
The combination of hallucinogenics such as LCD or magic mushrooms and methamphetamine.
(That moment when you find out what its like when Alice in Wonderland meets The Flash)
I wont be around all day, I'm taking a speed trip to get away for a bit.
When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
The act of telling on somebody before really getting the facts right. The first person breaking his or her ass to tell on somebody commiting an illegal act. Usual for little to no gain at all. Telling just to be telling on somebody.
Damn the fool speed snitched on the homie nutcase. Homie just barely pulled the robbery and he already locked up.