three way kitty spoon

The act of three drunken individuals spooning in a queen sized bed. The spoonage of three is set up with the two taller individuals on the outside and the shorter individual on the indside.

Cat: Did all three of you sleep in the same bed?
Steph: Yes, we slept in a three way kitty spoon and Deonnah was on the outside while Courtney stole the inside. I dont want to talk about it...

do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

Something popped in my spoon

when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝗺𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐝 𝐟𝗼𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝗼𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝗼𝗼𝐧??

"𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰!?"
"𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.

Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.

guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.