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A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.
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A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance
"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."
Standing on ones head naked while putting one foot on either side of the door frame. Whoever answers the door receives the upside down surprise of a dong to the mouth.
Last year I gave your mom an upside down surprise for her birthday!
The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.
Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise
when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run out, axe over his head and yell "by the power of grey-skull". dont worry it wont be too weird
"Dude that He-man surprise we gave her last night gave her the power."
When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
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Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.
Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.
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