Backus Syndrome

When a girl:

a) thinks she is hotter than she is, and
b) believes that this entitles her to be a bitch.

Aaron: That girl is not very hot, but she thinks she is. And she acts like such a fucking BITCH!

Conner: Oh, you mean she's got Backus Syndrome.

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Badger Syndrome

A disease transferred by squirrell saliva that causes the infectee to believe everyone looks like a badger.

Dude, you've got badger syndrome.

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iPod Syndrome

When you're on your iPod and you can't stick to one song for more than 30 seconds without switching the song.

Jack: "Hey dude, what you listening to?"

Jill: "I was listening to Hot N Cold by Katy Perry but now I'm listening to Burnin' up by the Jonas Brothers. I can only stay on one song for like 30 seconds!"

Jack: "You must have iPod syndrome!"

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TSWB Syndrome

Tall Skinny White Boy Syndrome. The state of being tall, skinny, white, and having a huge dick.

I wonder if Jay from Jay and Silent Bob has TSWB Syndrome...

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gaga syndrome

The compulsive need to over accessorize, or cover up, to hide flaws.

"Damn that bitch is got some serious gaga syndrome."
"Don't complain dude, I don't want to see that shit without hair in its face."

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Rockefeller Syndrome

A disease that makes one want to take over the world, just like Nelson Rockefeller, his family, plus many more of the rich and elite have tried and continue to try.

My son, being diagnosed with Rockefeller Syndrome, supports the New World Order.

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The Arcand Syndrome

The blessing of having a cock over a ft long and not being afraid to use it.

Sandy: I slept with clark last night
Margret: Did you? How was it?
Sandy: Painfull, im gapped out for life. Im confident he has The Arcand Syndrome.

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