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AB Tech

a club that is talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it

Omg did you join AB Tech yet?
Nope
Let's GO JOIN!

by dulapeeeep January 23, 2024


Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025


Tampa bay tech

A school with not toilet paper or soap and constantly serves pizza and peanut butter w/sunflower seeds.

Tampa bay tech should be closed down

by Wannabeceleb April 04, 2022


Pidge Tech

Michael Wheelock

What up Pidge Tech

by usedpencil March 06, 2025


Multi-teching

the act of using many electronic items at once.

She was multi-teching, playing on her computer, texting nd watching TV at the same time

by pistachio53 February 20, 2011


Pediatric Palliative Care Tech

A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.

Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"

Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.

by October 16, 2022


Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 04, 2025