Random
Source Code
Random
Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.
I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.
192👍 60👎
When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
99👍 28👎
Especially in Ontario, the capacity of the cardboard case purchased from an Ontario Beer Store; there are TWENTY-FOUR bottles (not cans) in the case.
Doug: hey Bob, it's your turn to go to the Beer Store, to buy a Canadian two-four -- while you're up, get me a L.I.P. grant and some Canadian, of course bacon.
19👍 3👎
Quite possibly the most underestimated force in the world. The Canadian Armed Forces are underfunded, yet they play such an important role in the world, in peacekeeping and in areas such as Afghanistan. A Canadian army sniper holds the distance record for taking out a target. Still, underfunding hampers them. Each of Canada's 4 subs have problems, the helis keep crashing, and the government is ignoring the plight while putting up the soldiers for extended combat in Afghanistan.
PPCLI Corporal Rob Furlong (Canadian Armed Forces) (Operation Anaconda, Afghanistan) - holds record for the longest-ever recorded and confirmed sniper kill at 2,430 metres (1.5 miles) using a .50 caliber (12.7 mm) McMillan TAC-50 rifle.
365👍 126👎
The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!
I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!
10👍 1👎
When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.
"Dude, check it out, his sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."
117👍 36👎
Having sex while wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and using maple syrup as lube
Dude: “Bro, last night Jessic finally let me use the Canadian Tuxedo!”
2👍 3👎