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When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
Especially in Ontario, the capacity of the cardboard case purchased from an Ontario Beer Store; there are TWENTY-FOUR bottles (not cans) in the case.
Doug: hey Bob, it's your turn to go to the Beer Store, to buy a Canadian two-four -- while you're up, get me a L.I.P. grant and some Canadian, of course bacon.
Quite possibly the most underestimated force in the world. The Canadian Armed Forces are underfunded, yet they play such an important role in the world, in peacekeeping and in areas such as Afghanistan. A Canadian army sniper holds the distance record for taking out a target. Still, underfunding hampers them. Each of Canada's 4 subs have problems, the helis keep crashing, and the government is ignoring the plight while putting up the soldiers for extended combat in Afghanistan.
PPCLI Corporal Rob Furlong (Canadian Armed Forces) (Operation Anaconda, Afghanistan) - holds record for the longest-ever recorded and confirmed sniper kill at 2,430 metres (1.5 miles) using a .50 caliber (12.7 mm) McMillan TAC-50 rifle.
The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!
I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!
When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.
"Dude, check it out, his sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."
A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
noun. informal. When members of the audience at a rock concert or other upbeat music event sit cross legged in front of the stage or pit area. It is customary for members of a Canadian Mosh Pit to rest their elbows on their thighs in order to support the chin with hands in loose fists and knuckles facing together. Though a slight side to side head bob can often be observed a Canadian Mosh Pit is characterized by very little movement and no dancing.
Clancy: Dude this jam is sick , let's move off the lawn and rage by the rail.
Jasper: This crowd is pretty lame, I was up there for part of the first set and it's a Canadian Mosh pit.