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An asshole who's actually really entertaining. He used to be a viner in 2013 but due to vine dying he became a little bitch on youtube. He built a whole empire out of being a dick to all his friends by putting spiders and other shit on them as they're blindfolded. All his videos are 4:20 seconds long because he's a hardcore stoner.
You: Wow that David Dobrik sure is a dick!
Me: Yeah but his videos are perfect for my ADD.
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I hate work.....do you have a deal?.....(David Chen) "Fuck No!!
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Current Prime Minister of the UK (just) and leader of the conservative party. Even with a failed Labour government, most of the press on his side and economic crisis he still could not get a majority so did a deal with the lib dems. This says a lot: Either he is extremly useless or most of the country really don't want a tory government...half and half really.
He is currently enjoying himself by cutting everything, puting even more people in poverty. For example, incapacity benefit is being cut. Like it was disabled poor people that caused this reccesion, and thus budget defecit. Evil.
But ofcourse David Cameron knows what it is like for the common person, being very rich and going eton isnt going to affect that...
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A British author who is commonly know for exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. To most of mainstream society he is known as a nut, loon, or just a conman. However, when you get to know his works you realize his theories are more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth.
Truther: David Icke is actually making alot of sense
Sheep: David Icke??!?!? I saw him on penn and teller he is totally mentally ill!
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When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you proceed to yell out,
"Who's the boss?"
She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you turkey slap her in the face and then scream,
"David Cooper's the boss!"
Wranger 1: I have Fanta Pants!
Jesus Christ: I dont! You suck, you wranger!
Wranger 2: I also have Fanta Pants!
Allah: You all suck!
Wranger 3: Allah, did you fart?
Allah: Who ever smelt it dealt it!
David Cooper: Yahhhhhh, Trick, Yahhhhhh!
Soulja Boy: What the?
Soulja Boy's Mother: David Cooper is boss!
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The lead protagonist of the fictional Anime, “ABC World News.”
Olivia: Did you see David Muir the last episode of ABC World News last night?
Me: Yeah, it’s my favorite Anime. I think that at the end of the season, David Muir will go to Russia and battle Vladimir Putin.
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A wanna be E theologian who promotes the genocide of Middle Eastern Christians
Orthogram guy : Guys David the RealMedWhite is not that bad he’s just a moody teenager on the internet trying to look “based”
Normal Human being with compassion : he literally just wished all Middle Eastern Christians would die how is that based ?
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