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A great entertainer that loves to fuck little boys
Michael Jackson is gay
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A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!
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-Damn! Did you hear Trey went Michael Jackson?
-wdym ?
-He was Black just last week, now he’s white!
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A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.
Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!
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Teal'c from stargate confirming Daniel Jackson's Beliefs.
This is what Teal'c says to confirm the beliefs of Daniel Jackson many times throughout the series "stargate sg-1" and is often used by fan's in a dialogue.
"Don't the Gua'ould have the technology to probe a person's mind?"
"indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- stargate sg-1 --
"Feel like grabbing a beer hari?"
"Indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- not stargate sg-1 --
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A victim of many things; health induced or media induced
1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.
1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.
12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo
1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.
Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums
1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous
1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.
Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.
1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996
1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.
During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.
2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.
1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor
5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson
September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
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