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Helmet Moon

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".

"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."

by KrimsonFurey September 3, 2008

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Moon Logic

Moon Logic. When things don't make any sense, or rather, when you are bamboozled by a seemingly illogical jump that others are irrationally capable of making. Used mainly in trying to understand the perspective of women.

Having a conversation with girls requires a lot of moon logic.

by TM2 Dinobot September 8, 2010

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moon on a stick

A Styrofoam sphere that your idiot science teacher sticks a pencil through so that you can twirl around a light bulb and simulate the Moon's phases

"Hold your moon on a stick and slowly turn around, watching the shadow on the moon. This is what we see of the Moon at different times of the month."

by Fix It! April 12, 2018

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moon cricket

a degrading nickname used to piss someone off, not regarding race or ethnicity.

look at dat bitches hair, lookin like a moon cricket

by waltman March 4, 2009

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Moon Minute

An under-exaggeration of time caused by the moons slower orbit than Earth. A moon minute lasts longer than an Earth minute. Usually used when not wanting to get out of bed.

Taylaa: "Hey, go cook lunch"

Alex: "Yeah, i'll start in a moon minute"

*Alex rolls over and cuddles Taylaa until he can be bothered*

by Jupiters Burrito July 23, 2010

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moon pie

when you sandwich you cum in between 2 pieces of poop.

he gave her a moon pie for her birthday.

by this name is already used... May 30, 2011

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moon pig

A big ginger bird often found in a Docwra nest

by Big steve October 10, 2003

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