When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
"whats wrong?"
"everything has just gone stoopid today..."
"must be a Helmet Moon ..."
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Moon Logic. When things don't make any sense, or rather, when you are bamboozled by a seemingly illogical jump that others are irrationally capable of making. Used mainly in trying to understand the perspective of women.
Having a conversation with girls requires a lot of moon logic.
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A Styrofoam sphere that your idiot science teacher sticks a pencil through so that you can twirl around a light bulb and simulate the Moon's phases
"Hold your moon on a stick and slowly turn around, watching the shadow on the moon. This is what we see of the Moon at different times of the month."
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a degrading nickname used to piss someone off, not regarding race or ethnicity.
look at dat bitches hair, lookin like a moon cricket
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An under-exaggeration of time caused by the moons slower orbit than Earth. A moon minute lasts longer than an Earth minute. Usually used when not wanting to get out of bed.
Taylaa: "Hey, go cook lunch"
Alex: "Yeah, i'll start in a moon minute"
*Alex rolls over and cuddles Taylaa until he can be bothered*
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when you sandwich you cum in between 2 pieces of poop.
he gave her a moon pie for her birthday.
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