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A fetish of paperclips where one frequently takes the colored ones with rubber over them and "de-clothes" them by taking that rubber off.
"Whats that person doing over there in the corner?"
"Their de-clothing that purple paper clip!"
"Wow, they must have a paper clip fetish."
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A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.
Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.
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The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey
Queen Smilie Creator
My Favourite Stalkee
I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!
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using the bathroom at work or other public places regularly with low quality tp, then coming home to your thick and soft tp and accidentally unravelling much more than necessary, often leading to frustration and more often than not, no toilet paper.
Dude 1: Damnit! What happened to all the toilet paper?
Dude 2: Sorry bro, accidentally did some major toilet paper overcompensation today.
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A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina
Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"
Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"
Craig - "Did it hurt?"
Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"
Craig - "Sore"
Simon - "Yep she certainly is"
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the paper that is now being used for cigarettes so high or drunk ass niggas dont burn their section 8 ghetto project shacks down.......jerry curl juice is extremly flammable!
im glad this niggas smokes are made with nigga safe paper because his drunk ass fell asleep with his shit lit
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When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in
I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel
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