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When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl
I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night
a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”
some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore
idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause
When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win
Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause
When you're in the backseat of your car and you don't want to bust on your backseat. You bust in the palm of your hand then slap her on the face. Causing a white beard on her face.
Joey was banging his Hinge date in the backseat of his cars as he was about to bust he realized he didn't want to stain his seats. He then made the decision to conduct a Dirty Santa on his Hinge date and his seats remained clean.
When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it
I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.
when your friends nan has an affair with santa.
my nan had an affair with santa last night.