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When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.
cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket
1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind
We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.
When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl
I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night
a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”
When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win
Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause