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A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.
a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts
boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO
girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*
boy: *dead*
What a Vampire Calls A Human Femal Vergin, He Does This By Tasting Her Tears.
i was crying in fear, the vampire then licked my cheek, then muttered, unicorn bait, i'll have fun with youu, fucked me, and then drank from me.
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when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.
Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
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Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".
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A unicorn-tailed soft bottom is a person who is a designated bottom in the furry community. This individual will insert a soft-tailed butt plug into their anus and engage in sexual activities, mainly double anal penetration.
p1 - "Hey Gerard! Did you hear about Dillon? He's a UTSB!"
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."
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a group of powerful girls who will beat you up any day of the week
boy:WATCH OUT ITS THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!