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A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.
student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.
second semester:
student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.
This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.
I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.
What Werewolf and 31 players in telegram do when they can't cut it
Person 1: Matthew infected 4 players
Person 2:Ikr.Miracle!
Person 3:He's obv flirting with Ape
an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.
bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.
Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.
When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid