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When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.
Dude i totally got a chick to crab-a-corn the fuck out of me yesterday. Was so hot.
An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.
Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!
Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
When a person hires a crab to steal your items.
Person 1: "Dave, you're such a crab stealer."
Person 2: "i just used a piece of fish to train it "
An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit