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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.
2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.
3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road
Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.
-46 Years Later-
Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...
x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175
y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722
w=2350701957303958.23095
q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3
He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
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It means you’re the Fukin best and everyone knows u
Look *name* is 3 fingers up /arms crossed and 3 fingers up on each hand that means he must be the best
Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society
Murray: Call the poli-
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Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
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You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded
Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded
Anders: damn dude
Javier: Remy is so hot right now
Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?
When someone drinks and smokes weed around the same time and feels the effects of both at one time. Many times when someone gets Crosss Turnt it can lead to vomiting due to the intense effects.
Dude I was so cross turnt last night after I smoked then took 5 shots.
I got so cross turnt last night that I threw up!