a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".
he tried to blow out the candles on YOUR birthday cake? well there's a moose on a jew for you!
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Jew-bilee is a historical term for a time of celebration or rejoicing in which many jews gather in a jew-nest to do taxes.
"QUICK ABRAHAM! Retrieve the jew horn! We must assemble for the jew-bilee, tax season is approaching.."
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A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.
G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!
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Ultimate tweaker-term. Anyone, or anything can be a spooky jew.
Man: Shut up you spooky jew.
Woman: I can't find that stupid spooky jew flashlight!!
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Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
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The retards who were stupid enough to get kicked out of 100+ countries.
Don't listen to Rothschild, he's just a stupid jew!
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