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A place full of whore ass chode munchers that bow down to there pap daddy mooresville.
Bitch 1 - Hey let's go to Lake Norman High School!
Bitch 2 - they'll probably be sucking us off in the first minutes were there
bitch 3 - I'd throw up the moment i stepped in that shit hole
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To rip ones vagina all the way back to the asshole. Usually happens during birth. Looks REALLY good when it happens.
She was asking for it all night so I gave her the Salt Lake City Smile.
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Girls who cant keep shit to themselves and who love to cause drama amongst their fellow peers.
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Mostly a bunch of rich snobs who gain and loose friends like fat. Liked by the preps hated by everyone else. They live in the hell hole Fawn Lake with their own pool, tennis courts, and shuttle system. They love tropical smoothie, enjoy being caught at parties. But they love the attention and their parents dont care so who gives a fuck.
"Damn those fawn lake girls"
"Fuck fawn lake girls"
"You live in fawn lake...Can I have 5 bucks."
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(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)
Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
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Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.
One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!
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A secret fishing hole known only to a chosen few.
Jesse took Brucey to broke back lake for an entire weekend when he was brown nosing him, and they didn't catch anything.... except each other!
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