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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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the cause for the highest percentage of lesbian deaths.
STRATEGY.
to stick thumbs up an easy lesbian causing immediate deconstruction of their sexuality. earning them the cock
GAME IS GAME.
How was the checkup?
He gave me the "thumbs up"}
"giving a thumbs up"
In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
He claims to be a “world champion thumb wrestler”
It means someone who is named Antiove and is acting like a weirdo
Antiove you’re being such a thumb bean.
Sucking up. Kissing ass. Figurative anal pleasuring
Kyle is always thumb-holing the boss like it's going to get him a raise!
In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.
She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.