No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.

Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.

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Working Hour

1. (n) A pop rock band from Indianapolis, IN named after a Tears For Fears song.
2. (adj.) Used to describe anything with a similar style to the band - usually referring to their prep-rock appearance or emotive song content and willingness to make grand gestures for a loved one's satisfaction.

2. "That sweater vest is very Working Hour of you."

or

"Mike was so into Katie he went all Working Hour on her and made her a miniature house; it took him four years and she didn't even like it."

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work that lemon

throw it back with bad intentions

Brianna ran into her ex at the club so she made sure to work that lemon.

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working the dm

When you message a girl on Instagram trying to smash

Yo bro i was sliding in this girls Dm’s now she wants to smash, I love working the dm

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ukko work

It's a staffing company located in Finland, one of the best.

If you need work, you should send them an application on their website

"So you work at UKKO Work?"
"That guy works at UKKO Work"
"Best place to get work from is UKKO Work"

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WORK SPECTATING

When you're surfing the internet, and your nosey co-workers comment on your "not working".

My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!

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working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.

Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*

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