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On 2020 everyone can bully a furry without the furry doing anything!
Hey you stupid furry!
Furry: It's furry bullying year, oh no.
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Happens around January 15th with the realization that there's no way you'll be able to keep your New Year's Resolution.
Oh man, I was totally going to get in shape, but I ate that whole pizza and had a New Year's Revelation.
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In the year 2022, you are allowed to bully furries, no one is stopping you. Just go up to one and beat it with a lead pipe, fuck their mother, or basically anything, it would be legal as long as you're bullying them!
Giga Chad: Hey furry *grabs Rusted Metal Dildo* guess what year it is?"
Furry Degenerate: "Oh no... It's Furry Bulling Year"
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Like "Blue Balls" (the dreaded male condition found here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+balls)...only on New Years Eve when that one girl you have been doing questionable things with all night suddenly loses interest due to a) passing out b) forgetting your name c) finding an un-popped popper or d) something or someone better than your drunk ass.
"Bro, Jenny and I were totally about to hook up for real when she trailed off talking about Gossip Girl and passed out! Now I have to go deal with my Blue-Years Balls....weak start to the New
Year dude."
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As New Year's Eve is the one night of the year where hook-ups hit a record high, this is the correct term to use for a "beau" that a lady may score on said night.
With-it Girl: Hey guuuuuuurl, watch you end up doin' on New Year's Eve?
Posh Girl: Not what, but who! Went and found myself a nice little New Year's Adam at the party, didn't I?
With-it Girl: Bomb diggity, girlfriend!
Posh Girl: No doubt, peace it!
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The guys who accidently opened call of duty instead of minecraft and start cursing the shit out of you shoot EVERYTHING and well they are annoying as fuck.
Dude that 6 year old got on his brother PC and now just cuss and shoot everyone
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When, on the event of New Year's.... you sleep with something so damn ugly, that the only way you can ever talk about the event is by saying she was "New Year's Ugly" hoping to any damn god out there that none of your friends know what it means. Also, "New Year's Ugly" girls are known to royally bleed all over your damn sheets so that you can't deny that you slept with them..... Maybe... the worst way ever to bring in a New Year..... Sleeping with a New Year's Ugly will make you count the next 364 days in hopes to making it better next time.
New Year's Ugly
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