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To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path
He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi
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1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.
2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
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The best movie ever created. Modern (ok well not so modern. 90's) Recreation of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew".
I watch 10 things i hate about you at least twice a week.
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A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
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Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.
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An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.
Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!
I got you!
You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.
I hate saying that.
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