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A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".
"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.
dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!
(1.)While you're having sex doggy style, shove your thumb in your partners ass.
"I was fucking her last night doggy and gave her that thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"
The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
To be fucking a vegetarian chick from behind and you decide to shove a thumb in her anus.
Bro, I was fucking that vegetarian bitch Rita the other night. She talked back to me and I gave that slut a green thumb!