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A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
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This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
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When you’re dripping too hard and someone gets offended
*Tay walks in wearing head to toe givenchy
Bryson: bruh is all of that givenchy really necessary?! I swear, you blow yo money on the dumbest things!
Tay: aye, too much drip gon make you slip.
Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*
You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
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a sarcastic response, that you can find a nice quality in any girl.
me: SHIT, that bitch is huge!
Bobby: ya, but she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.(laughter)
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A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
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