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when i guy is masterbaiting.
Trevor says,"courtnie I've gotta drive my truck."
(aka masterbait)hes gotta go drive the truck Im sorry i have to go but ive gotta drive truck.
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A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)
two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex.
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A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.
Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
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When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
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This particular saying is used when you are so upset that the words just won't come out right so instead you get, go slip on a truck.
Kary- "You ruined everything! go slip on a truck!"
Isabel- "You don't know my life!"
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The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.
He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.
Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.
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