mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.

Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!

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vagina sock

a pair of panties; the female undergarment;

I was talking to this girl the other day about why punching babies is a therapeutic act and she went all ape shit on me. I quickly told this crazy dame to loosen up her vagina sock so the blood could reach her brain center of humor.

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Canyonesque Vagina

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
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Vaginas of the sea

Mussels.
An edible marine mollusk with a blue black shell.

Let's go to the seafood restaurant so I can eat some vaginas of the sea.

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Vagina boner

A boner...for your vagina

"He was so sexy I got a vagina boner."

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vagina wedgie

When a female's underwear or pants creep up in between the lips of the vagina and causes discomfort.

Symptom: camel toe

hold on i need to stand up and fix my vagina wedgie before everyone can see camel toe

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Vagina Snot

The goo that squirts out of the vagina.

Her vagina snot ruined my weight bench. Or her vagina snot dripped down into her ass.

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