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Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019


Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Van Hoosen Middle School guys

Most of the boys at VH are fairly attractive. They show it off by leading on girls and thinking they're the shit. All of the boys are not into girls, so they're presumed gay. They could care less about a gilr's moral values and personality, but reside to the size of her ass. VH guys are concieted.

Van Hoosen Middle School guys "She is soo hot! Except she is flat chested."

by Sir La Table June 23, 2012

35πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Got pushed downhill in a hippy van

This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.

The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.

"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."

by Venis March 9, 2007

25πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jeebles McGreebles! Mario Van Peebles!

What someone likely would say if they were startled by Mario van Peebles himself.

See also: Jeebles McGreebles

Mario van Peebles: β€œBoo!”
Person: β€œJeebles McGreebles! Mario van Peebles!”

by Jeeblesmcgreebles March 7, 2021


Helemaal van da padje

Zo zat zijn dat mensen dΓΌrums touchdownen, blaadjes voor bloemen aanzien, zwarte dood kotsen en gehowdoed worden.

Ik had zoveel gedronken, ik weet niets meer van gisteren. Ik was echt Helemaal van da padje!

by vkdflksd August 25, 2014

5πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")

Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.

by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022