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His girlfriend loves him more then he loves her
Who loves jeremy more? Jessica Marie Barnes loves Jeremy Anthony Barnes Battle the most.
Referred to the men who pleasure women by giving them oral sex.
Jane: I like real men
Lize: Real men???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.
You bruh.
“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.
The best thing i've seen in my life
*stolen meme lol* 😂 who did this 😂
In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.
Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.
John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.
Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.
a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.
Meet Jennifer, shes's my friend who happens to be a girl (not my girlfriend).
The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids