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burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

by Joe November 26, 2003


Ali-Minion-Mum

Ali-Minion-Mum

Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

by morisons July 22, 2023


freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size

I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night

by Diabulious November 1, 2020


Call Mum

When someone does something or says something only because someone else reminded them or forced them to. This is usually in the context to "make things right/better", when they haven't thought of it themselves. Like when siblings tell each other to "Call Mum" cause it will make her happy but they don't always think to do it.

Eg. 1 Call Mum
He - "I miss you"
She - "Oh I miss you too"
He - "Did you just call mummed me?"

Eg.2 Call mum
Dan: "It's Jake's birthday today"
Rob: "Happy Bday Jake!"
Jake: " Thanks. Did you actually remember or were you called mommed?"

by Noeanais28 March 31, 2020


Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish November 1, 2017


can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 14, 2022


Chicken mum

Chicken mum is durring sex when a sound is made usually from the female body part that sounds like the noise a chicken makes. A chicken mum can result in a nasty rash in the neather reigon.

Every time I have sec with becky she chicken mums

by Claire.longsten November 30, 2018